SMUGCAT
Cat Walking
Have you ever wondered what it's like to run a cat walking business? Well, let me tell you, it's a real "pawsome" adventure! We've got our team of highly-trained feline "fitness instructors", ready to take your furball for a stroll around the block. Our motto is "meow or never," and we promise to make your cat's daily walk the highlight of their nine lives. Picture it: a lineup of cats in tiny workout gear, sporting little kitty sneakers, and striking their best "purrfect" poses as they strut their stuff. We call it the "catwalk" and trust us, it's the hottest runway in town. So, if you're looking for a laugh and a dash of feline fashion, come join us for some "purrfectly" absurd fun!
A Smugcat Poem
In the moonlit park, a happy cat does roam,
With a heart full of dreams and a whisker-twisted poem.
The night wraps around like a soft velvet shroud,
As our feline friend embarks on a journey, quite proud.
With a tail held high, and a purr in the air,
He strolls through the shadows, without a care.
His eyes gleam like stars in the midnight sky,
As he contemplates adventures that might come by.
Oh, the squirrels that tempt with their scampering glee,
Like secrets whispered through the leaves of a tree.
He imagines the chase, a dance of delight,
Underneath the watchful, watchful moonlight.
But then, in the distance, a silhouette appears,
Another cat, graceful, with eyes that hold no fears.
Their paths converge, hearts begin to flutter,
In the park at night, romance does utter.
They exchange a meow, a gentle greeting so sweet,
As they walk side by side, their souls start to meet.
Two kindred spirits, beneath the stars' soft glow,
In the quiet of the night, love begins to grow.
So, this happy cat, on his nocturnal quest,
Found both adventure and love, feeling truly blessed.
In the park at night, where dreams take flight,
He discovered joy and love, in the soft moonlight.
Cat walking / zoomies service available from: 6am–8am, 5pm-7pm, 1am-3am. 7 Days a week, 52 weeks a year.
Phone: 1-800-ZOOMIES